Monday, March 8, 2010

Instructions [WARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL]

Instructions
[WARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL]


1. Plug toaster into an electrical outlet.
2. Place one slice of bread in each slot.
3. Adjust dial to preferred toasting setting.
4. Push lever down.
5. Once the lever pops back up, remove toast.

4 comments:

  1. Thank goodness you put the warning on this post. Now I can make sure my kids don't accidentally stumble on its very specific, clear and detailed content.

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  2. Why do you never see anything with "Warning: Implicit Material"?

    Also, mmmmmm...toast.

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  3. in and out in and out in..I get it..

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  4. Whew! I should have heeded your warning!

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