John: I'm going vegetarian once a week. Meatless Mondays! It's good for my heart, and my great grandma used to do that praying for my health. Maybe I can count it as a sacrifice in prayer for a friend's health.
God: NOPE. RESISTING MEAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH, AND THUS SELFISH. YOU CAN'T PRETEND IT'S A SACRIFICE.
John: But my great grandma did!
God: TOUGH.
John: ...What if I promise to eat really delicious fat-heavy meat once a week? Could you cure somebody's cancer then?
God: I'M LISTENING.
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You selfish bastard.
ReplyDeleteWho's trickier, you or God? Can you really expect to outsmart someone who speaks in all caps?
ReplyDeletewhat jemma said -- you really should go into the ministry ;^) peace...
ReplyDeleteWell at least he's listening! LOL
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