Friday, December 21, 2007

Bathroom Monologue: Things from the Train Station P.A. that Utterly Derailed Bathroom Monologues

-"Can anyone who speaks Spanish please come to the Information Desk?"
-"Attention: due to technical difficulties, the 52 train is canceled. It will arrive in fifteen minutes."
-"Attention: Velvet Ray is needed at Club Acela."
-"The 72 train to Birmingham, New York and Brooklyn, Vermont is five minutes late. Please stand by for track assignment."
-"Have a good day, Franky."

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