Friday, January 4, 2008

Bathroom Monologue: Awkward things you wish you hadn't said during an elevator conversation right as the door opened

-"Well, Hitler had some good ideas."
-"Do you have a tampon on you?"
-"Euthanasia: Not just the next generation of Chinese."
-"Is there a man Cindy won't sleep with?"
-"Ready? Fire!"
-"Maybe the mastectomy will give her back her balance."
-"Wait, aren't all Italians in the mafia?"
-"It looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise."
-"Jews aren't a race. They're White."
-"So I was like, "I don't care if you're pregnant, I'll kick you in the stomach!""
-"Like it's our responsibility to feed those Africans."
-"I don't care if he has HIV. I won't miss him."

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