Bathroom Monologue: Winner

I saw a lord in white dueling a man in black, and the man in black was the bad guy, but the lord in white was the villain, or so they saw each other. The man in black said there were no heroes, and yet if you could not see the color of their clothes or the grimaces on their faces, either could have been a hero. One slew the other, flourished, grew rich, grew old, and died.