Saturday, July 20, 2013

Bathroom Monologue: Go to Hell


"Oh, God bless you."

"Ah. Ah, go to Hell."


"Go to Hell. What's wrong with that? Hell's the absence of God, and God's not real, so we're already there. It's a meaningless saying, like 'God bless you.'"

"Oh, go fuck yourself."

"Now that's rude."

"Not really. You clearly enjoy masturbatory nonsense, so I'm pretty much telling you to do what you're already doing. Peace be with you."


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