Monday, January 14, 2008

Bathroom Monologue: So It Is Written

[Panel 1]
God: At first I wanted the Bible to be accurate since, you know, that might be important eventually. But I kept running into problems like:

[Panel 2]
Joshua: And over millions of years monera evolved into prota--
Peasant: What's a "million?"

[Panel 3]
God: The second time I had to give a prophet an epiphany on what a triceratops was, I said, "Fuck it. Everything in 6,000 years."

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