Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Bathroom Monologue: Innocence is Wasted on the Stupid, OR, A Crayon Note of Sincere Apology

Brianna was mortified to learn her favorite breakfast, scrambled eggs, were actually baby birds. She felt particular sorrow for the mommy bird. That afternoon she blew her entire allowance on a dozen eggs and left the carton in the robin’s nest outside her window, with a crayon note of sincere apology.

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