Sunday, August 16, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: What would I do…?, OR, Recently unearthed, one of the original Bathroom Monologues was a mental comic strip

[Panel 1]
-Jesus walks up to the edge of the land. Beyond him is lava, completely blocking his passage.

[Panel 2]
-Jesus looks down to his WWJD charm bracelet.
Jesus: What would I do…?

[Panel 3]
-Jesus looks happy.
Jesus: Oh, right!

[Panel 4]
-Jesus looks up at the sky, shouting.
Jesus: Daaaad!


  1. Speaking of buried treasures, I found, while organizing and cleaning, a perfect blog-sized bit of writing you gave me called Point-Counterpoint. Are you still adding to that?

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  3. I am, and am also still trying to submit it to places. It was recently rejected from McSweeney's.


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