Thursday, September 24, 2009

Crash Timeline

At 9:48 A.M., GMail crashed from overuse.

At 10:27 A.M, Twitter crashed from people complaining about GMail.

At 11:00 A.M., Facebook crashed from people making fun of the Twitter crashed.

At 11:31 A.M., so many people had turned on their TV's in such a short period around the world to find out what happened that every electric grid on the planet crashed.

At noon, for reasons still unknown, the sky fell. Just before everyone was crushed two things could be heard: one tween screaming that the sky was falling, and her teacher telling her to stop exaggerating.


  1. Not with a bang but with a whimper.

    This is totally how the world ends.

  2. OMG this is so good! I don't know how you can write so brilliantly every single day.

  3. Thank you both for the kind words. Angel, that's particularly flattering!


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