Thursday, October 8, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Easy as 2 + 2

Mathematics were shaken today with the discovery a new virtual particle. The "Duo" particles only exist in pairs, possessing one half-spin each and locked in orbit around each other. Unlike Quantum Theory's behavior of quarks, Duo Particles remain part of our physical world consistently until meeting another pair. When two Duo pairs collide, they undergo a plane shift that can cause one or both pairs to cease to exist. In some cases both pairs remain in existence and a third appears, making this a solid case of 2 + 2 = 6.


  1. ha ha. Blondes already knew this. Duh.

  2. From what you say, it is also possible that 2 - 2 = 2 and 2 - 2 = 0, which is actually true come to think of it.


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