Saturday, February 26, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: Monologue for a slightly tipsy Stephen Fry who may have forgotten he’s still on stage

“Wouldn’t be caught dead with Naked Lunch. Caught stone dead. I wouldn't be caught dead, but still upright, my corpse sodomizing a chained five-year-old boy, with a copy of that book. Though without it, I don't know where I'd have gotten the idea for the evening."


  1. I never read Naked Lunch but I remember friends enthusiastically recommending it. I did try to watch the movie and recall feeling I'd made the right decision in not bothering with the book.

    I would watch Stephen Frye deliver your monologue!

  2. Stephen Fry is on twitter -- maybe we should link him a copy of this. It's brilliant!

    (Also, my verification word was "cinalick". Felt like sharing.)


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