Bathroom Monologue: "Girls get the arms, but not the swords. Bastards gets the swords, but not the arms." -George Martin, A Game of Thrones

"Some, uhm," the bastard said, sideling up on the girl, "You want to share? We'll have equal equipment to the princes, and between my shitty life and your monthly period, the rage alone will crush them."

He thought the girl was going to shove him, but instead she snatched the sword from his belt.

"Fine," she said. "But I'm going first."

She tied back her hair, hiked up her skirts, and charged the captain of the guard's blind spot.