Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: To each his own triceratops

What do you do when you wake up and your street is overrun with dinosaurs?

Pedestrians crashed when the hadrasaurs herded. The cops tried shooting to scare off an allosaurus. It went so poorly it got on TV. Mom had a nervous breakdown, the most popular response.

To each his own. I got a saddle.


  1. I want to ride a triceratops to work.

  2. You are utterly fabulous. And I adore the visual of a bunch of large, herbivorous dinosaurs peacefully screwing up traffic. They wouldn't even notice a few humans hitching a ride.


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