Many wanted an explanation after the apocalypse. After all of the plagues, pestilences and wars, space shuttles killing teachers and precious souls lost to miscarriages, most humans wanted Him to answer.
The souls of all the fish, beasts and birds those humans had eaten across millennia followed after them, intent on meeting whoever was behind this mess – and much to the chagrin of vegetarians, the souls of a trillion carrots were amongst the cattle.
Anubis, Anansi, Apollo and all the other gods whose worship had dwindled across time came along, wanting to see the Supreme Being finally get it from Creation.
It seemed all matter was fuming, marching up to His door, ready to tear the meaning of life from His transcendent carcass.
They didn’t expect Him to meet them at the door, but He threw open the Gates of Reality, fearless and splendid, an irrepressible smile in the middle of His infinite beard, and declared, “I call it The Aristocrats!”
Made me spit coffee all over my keyboard I was laughing so hard. I love it!
ReplyDeleteand much to the chagrin of vegetarians, the souls of a trillion carrots were amongst the cattle.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Awesome