Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: The Good with the Bad

"Honey, I've got good news and bad news."

"Let's hear the bad news first."

"There's a killer in the house. I saw him in the corner of the mirror at the top of the stairs. He's got a knife."

"Oh my God!"

"And he cut the phone line."

"Oh my God!"

"It's okay! It's okay, because there's good news!"

"What the Hell is the good news?!!"

"I'm the killer!"

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