Sunday, June 28, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Umbrellas

"It's bad luck to open an umbrella in the house. Strange things happen, like objects getting knocked off tables, walls getting scratched, and inexplicable increases in the amount of water on my floor. Might be ghosts. Now close you fricking umbrella and wipe your shoes."

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