Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Night Kings

Werewolf threw his arm onto the table and yelled, “If you think you’re the toughest thing that goes bump in the night then prove it, pretty boy!”

“How about I arm wrestle you tomorrow night?” Vampire asked with a toothy smirk. The full moon would be gone then, and the whole bar knew it.

Werewolf tried to jump the table, but Boogeyman caught him around the waist and pulled him back.

“It’s not worth it, man!”

They kept squabbling, not realizing they’d all be helpless when the Martians landed the next morning.

1 comment:

  1. This made me LOL, loved the image of the Boogeyman trying to break up a semi-drunken fight.


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