Monday, January 4, 2010

Bathroom Monologue: What would happen if a dog met God?

I don’t know what your dog did. Mine ran right up to Him and sniffed all over. I guess she smelled His dogs, and since He created everything, he had a lot of them to sniff. Being patient enough to make a universe, He stood still for most of it, then petted her. She went really stiff, then started running around like she was a one-year-old again. She’d had a bum leg every since I’d owned her. I should have figured that would fix it, though – petting is a form of laying hands. She ran around Him a bit, then was off like He was never there. He was cool. Seemed used to it.


  1. "I guess she smelled His dogs." Outstanding.

  2. cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic and you get someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog. i like this piece.


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