Monday, November 29, 2010

Bathroom Monologue: Not a Slut, OR, Bafflingly inspired by A League of Their Own, OR, I’m awful


"They say you're a slut."

She smirked into her cigarette-holder. "Do they?"

"Why do you cheat on your husband so bad? I seen you with a man a night at least every night since the war started."

"That's not cheating."

"I bet your fella wouldn't agree."

"You never met my Hatiel. Before he went off to fight he said I'd miss him sore since he was the best I'd ever have. Dared me to try every man I found until he got back."

"That's the most twisted thing I've ever heard."

"Then listen to this."

"What?"

She sighed from her diaphragm, blowing smoke out the window. "I can't wait for him to get back. He was right."

7 comments:

  1. Wow, some people really can back up their confidence in themselves.

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  2. Now that's a man I want to sc... er meet. Yeah. Meet.

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  3. "I'd miss him sore"

    *sniggers*

    Loved it.
    :0)

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  4. *wicked grin* Love a man who believes in himself.

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  5. some pretty effing electric writing there.

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