Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Bathroom Monologue: “The weather outside is frightful…” –Sammy Cahn & Jule Styne, “Let It Snow”

The weather outside is frightful. White waves blow up over the curb, down the driveway, licking at the lip of the garage door. The thermostat says 90, but everyone’s looking for a second sweater. Up to 100 and Timmy tries to get the fireplace going. The second they open the chute, snow spills down and vomits across the carpet. Dad goes for the shovels outside and finds the doorknob frozen still. Through the window? Snow upon more snow. Grandpa says you’re sissies and brushes it away. It grabs his broom and he tumbles in. It closes up behind him. When Mom and the Aunts try to fish him out, it avalanches through the window and overtakes the whole hallway. Dad and Timmy huddle around a burning Douglas fir.

8 comments:

  1. On the up-side it's a snow day! Merry Christmas John!

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  2. Yeah, frightful would be the perfect description for that weather.

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  3. Oh, how nice! They got to have a bonfire. :)

    That weather's not only frightful, it's demonic.

    Shiver-worthy short, John.

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  4. And here, Gracie, Eric, & I are bitching about our rain. For shame. shivering smiley face

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  5. So... the snow ate Grandpa? That is frightful!

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  6. This story sounds like my life. Where I live we get at least 100" each year and sometimes 200 or more. So I can definitely relate. They should have tied a rope to grandpa to pull him back in. Though I imagine that old guy is still out there trying to shovel with his broom.

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