Thursday, March 10, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: Abolishing True Love

We the undersigned do hereby agree to abolish any notion of "true love." The undersigned shall abstain from the consumption of, and from permitting their offspring and loved ones from the consumption of, any media of any format, including but not limited to text, film, videogames and mystical potions, which leaves the impression that any special feelings were ever thought possible by the human species. Conversations about "true love" and/or related media shall be similarly verboten, and redirected towards subjects of chemical coincidences. This is for sundry benefits, including but not limited to: 1: making impressionable girls easier to fuck on the first date; 2: TBA.

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8 comments:

  1. I was amused all the way through, but when I got to your first reason, after the initial shock, I laughed out loud. Very loud. Still laughing, actually.

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  2. TWO huge surprises here: One, your ending! Woo HOO!
    Second: Calling Shotgun with Laurita's picture on it... Sassy, both of you!

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  3. I wasn't sure where you were going with this, but once I got through the initial WTH moment, I cracked up. Well played, sir.

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  4. Oh, that was funny, but sooooooo awful! LOL

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  5. I laughed out loud and made my co-workers nervous. Thanks for that. stillgigglingface

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  6. Co-signed! As long as we don't have to give up Princess Bride

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  7. Someone finally said it. Or at least wrote it.

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