This story was inspired by one of Icy Sedgwick's photos.
"Oh for God's sake, Earth."
"I know you see it. It sure sees you."
"Put that away. It's not even morning. I'm tired."
"I can see the sun behind those clouds! Come on, it's the weekend."
"Where'd the romance go? You're all architecture these days."
"I sent you that shuttle!"
"I know it's the last one, Earth. All your TV satellites are floating in me."
"Have I told you that you look spacious lately?"
"I'm going back to bed."
"I bet a full moon will be out!"
"You're the worst planet I've ever dated. Pluto never needed artistic viagra."
"And look what happened to him! No, baby. I got you figured. You go take a nap. Dream on all this. "
"The single worst planet I've ever..."