Thursday, September 15, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: Phallus for the Sky

This story was inspired by one of Icy Sedgwick's photos.

"Hey honey."

"Oh for God's sake, Earth."

"I know you see it. It sure sees you."

"Put that away. It's not even morning. I'm tired."

"I can see the sun behind those clouds! Come on, it's the weekend."

"Where'd the romance go? You're all architecture these days."

"I sent you that shuttle!"

"I know it's the last one, Earth. All your TV satellites are floating in me."

"Have I told you that you look spacious lately?"

"I'm going back to bed."

"I bet a full moon will be out!"

"You're the worst planet I've ever dated. Pluto never needed artistic viagra."

"And look what happened to him! No, baby. I got you figured. You go take a nap. Dream on all this. "

"The single worst planet I've ever..."


  1. Wow, this was awesome! Such a clever use of the prompt.

  2. I'll bet they had fun a few geologic eras ago, when those mountains were thrusting upward, ever upward… hee hee!

    Nice afternoon chuckle, John!

  3. Tee -hee funny John - of course sky knew it couldn't work! I loved this line ""Have I told you that you look spacious lately?"


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