Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Bathroom Monologue: What God Gave for Lent

“No, that’s not for Me,” said Our Lord. “That’s My son’s gig. I leave it unto him.”

“But why? Everyone else does it.”

“I gave up something for forty days once, but it went so poorly I had to promise not to do it again. No sense in tempting fate.”

“What did you give up?”

The whole of Heaven shook with His chuckle. “Dry land.”


  1. I saw leave him alone, the man's got enough to worry about. *grin*


  2. Unique perspective as always, John.
    I had to share it with friends.

  3. I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee just now, I'd have needed a new keyboard!

  4. And here in Oz he frequently gives up rain for MORE than forty days at a time. And then provides the missing rain elsewhere in places where the miserable beggars don't appreciate it.


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