Friday, July 20, 2012

Bathroom Monologue: Missing: one short-haired cat burglar


MISSING
one short-haired cat burglar

lost little kitten, no collar
wears leather two sizes too small
may be in possession of rare coin collection

REWARD offered for coin collection
cat burglar need not be returned
photo of body acceptable

REWARD DOUBLED if she’s cut in half

warning: claws v. sharp






23 comments:

  1. That... is profoundly scary somehow.

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  2. Oh that sounds cat-astrophic! 'Somebody say fish? I haven't be fed all day! ' (Catworman quote) Meow!

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  3. Numismatist is close to numerologist in the dictionary... And twos are wild cards in certain games... Me likey, me claim reward

    marc nash

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  4. I agree with Katherine, there's something very unsettling about this! But good all the same.

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  5. It's the reward doubled if cut in half that freaks me out. Peace...

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  6. Mmmm... leather. Yet darkness shades this tale.
    Adam B @revhappiness

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  7. This is a bit sinister. But then again, cats always seem sinister to me. :)

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  8. Cut in half? Yeesh! This is some disturbing "lost pet" poster!

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  9. Was this story written by a dog? Great story

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  10. I love this. Was it written by Harvey Dent? Did she steal his two-faced coins?

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  11. If I were that cat burglar I would be seriously thinking of returning that coin collection. :)

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  12. Imagine the size of her cat litter tray...

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  13. My dog and I enjoyed this very much.

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  14. That last line is seriously creepy.

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  15. Very creepy indeed, I had to read it 3 times. Why the deuce?

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    1. The last in a sequence of references to who is actually talking and who is being talked about. I feel like it'd be wrong to say more right now, unless further commenters demand it...

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  16. I agree with most everyone else - this is disturbing somehow, but in a good way of course.

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  17. I think the poster should specify horizontally or lengthwise for the split. Leather two sizes too small? She's probably cranky too.

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  18. Creepy kitty flash. Now my day is complete. ;)

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  19. I've graced my pet with some disturbing drabbles but you sir top them all! I keep wondering who is the owner of this rare coin collection and why did "Puss in boots" go loco?
    And the deuce photo in the end...methinks the story behind this poster is way bigger.

    I liked it John. Triggered my investigative sensors :)

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