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one short-haired cat burglar
lost little kitten, no collar
wears leather two sizes too small
may be in possession of rare coin collection
REWARD offered for coin collection
cat burglar need not be returned
photo of body acceptable
REWARD DOUBLED if she’s cut in half
warning: claws v. sharp
warning: claws v. sharp
That... is profoundly scary somehow.
ReplyDeleteOh that sounds cat-astrophic! 'Somebody say fish? I haven't be fed all day! ' (Catworman quote) Meow!
ReplyDeleteNumismatist is close to numerologist in the dictionary... And twos are wild cards in certain games... Me likey, me claim reward
ReplyDeletemarc nash
She's still out there!
DeleteI agree with Katherine, there's something very unsettling about this! But good all the same.
ReplyDeleteIt's the reward doubled if cut in half that freaks me out. Peace...
ReplyDeleteMmmm... leather. Yet darkness shades this tale.
ReplyDeleteAdam B @revhappiness
This is a bit sinister. But then again, cats always seem sinister to me. :)
ReplyDeleteKITTEHS!
ReplyDeleteCut in half? Yeesh! This is some disturbing "lost pet" poster!
ReplyDeleteWas this story written by a dog? Great story
ReplyDeleteI love this. Was it written by Harvey Dent? Did she steal his two-faced coins?
ReplyDeleteSomeone owes you two dollars!
DeleteIf I were that cat burglar I would be seriously thinking of returning that coin collection. :)
ReplyDeleteImagine the size of her cat litter tray...
ReplyDeleteMy dog and I enjoyed this very much.
ReplyDeleteThat last line is seriously creepy.
ReplyDeleteVery creepy indeed, I had to read it 3 times. Why the deuce?
ReplyDeleteThe last in a sequence of references to who is actually talking and who is being talked about. I feel like it'd be wrong to say more right now, unless further commenters demand it...
DeleteI agree with most everyone else - this is disturbing somehow, but in a good way of course.
ReplyDeleteI think the poster should specify horizontally or lengthwise for the split. Leather two sizes too small? She's probably cranky too.
ReplyDeleteCreepy kitty flash. Now my day is complete. ;)
ReplyDeleteI've graced my pet with some disturbing drabbles but you sir top them all! I keep wondering who is the owner of this rare coin collection and why did "Puss in boots" go loco?
ReplyDeleteAnd the deuce photo in the end...methinks the story behind this poster is way bigger.
I liked it John. Triggered my investigative sensors :)