1. Nobody ever ate so many handguns that he died of heart disease. Why don’t we ban McDonalds?
2. Nobody ever fell into a gun show and was bitten to death by AK-47s. How come we don’t ban zoos?
3. Nobody ever got too close to a bag of guns and found himself swarmed by pistols until he was stung to death. Why don’t we ban bees?
4. Nobody ever drowned in a pile of guns. How come we don’t ban oceans?
5. Nobody ever jumped off the top of a sniper rifle because his stock portfolio tanked. Why don’t we ban skyscrapers?