Thursday, May 9, 2013

Bathroom List: 6 Unused Gun Arguments

1. Nobody ever ate so many handguns that he died of heart disease. Why don’t we ban McDonalds?

2. Nobody ever fell into a gun show and was bitten to death by AK-47s. How come we don’t ban zoos?

3. Nobody ever got too close to a bag of guns and found himself swarmed by pistols until he was stung to death. Why don’t we ban bees?

4. Nobody ever drowned in a pile of guns. How come we don’t ban oceans?

5. Nobody ever jumped off the top of a sniper rifle because his stock portfolio tanked. Why don’t we ban skyscrapers?

6. Nobody ever got skin cancer from a rocket launcher being too bright. Why don’t we ban the sun?


  1. And, to the best of my knowledge, handguns do not cause pregnancy or tooth decay.

  2. Good points! I don't think they cause cancer in test rabbits either.

  3. Just wait a little while, someone will use those arguments.

  4. Awesome! So true. You can't legislate personal integrity, morality, or a code of ethics. Not that many members of the government have any of these qualities...which is why I stay as far away from politics as I can.
    Tina @ Life is Good
    Co-host, April 2013 A-Z Challenge Blog
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  5. Clever! So sensei this is for you

  6. Brilliant, because these all make just as much sense as the ones currently being used.


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