Saturday, July 20, 2013

Bathroom Monologue: Go to Hell



"Choooo!"

"Oh, God bless you."

"Ah. Ah, go to Hell."

"What?"

"Go to Hell. What's wrong with that? Hell's the absence of God, and God's not real, so we're already there. It's a meaningless saying, like 'God bless you.'"

"Oh, go fuck yourself."

"Now that's rude."

"Not really. You clearly enjoy masturbatory nonsense, so I'm pretty much telling you to do what you're already doing. Peace be with you."

9 comments:

  1. See, this is why I always say "Gesundheit". At least it's topical.

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  2. That was amusing. I have a friend that whenever someone sneezes he likes to say Curse you.

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  3. Snort was my reaction too. And I mean that completely literally.

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  4. Please John, tell me you did it for real!

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