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Showing posts with label Ad Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ad Wars. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 29
The state of New York has not run any new advertising campaigns within the last 36 hours. Furthermore, the state of New York resents the implication that it could be drawn into a negative advertising campaign against another state, particularly when there is no competition with New York.
I <3 New York.
I <3 New York.
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 27
New York
We didn’t print that.
We just thought it was you being unusually honest.
We didn’t print that.
We just thought it was you being unusually honest.
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 23
New York
When the terrorists struck on 9/11 they flew planes into two of our many landmarks. When they sought to hurt America, they struck New York.
Osama probably doesn't even know there is a west coast.
When the terrorists struck on 9/11 they flew planes into two of our many landmarks. When they sought to hurt America, they struck New York.
Osama probably doesn't even know there is a west coast.
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 22
We said we’d sue, New York. Last warning. Why don’t you spend some time fixing your ungodly airport system instead of making up assaults?
California
Our international airports aren't a nightmare.
California
Our international airports aren't a nightmare.
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 19
New York
We’re the original American melting pot. We have a statue that asks for your tired and poor.
They have a wall.
We’re the original American melting pot. We have a statue that asks for your tired and poor.
They have a wall.
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 18
California
With large Hispanic, Asian, African and European communities and an international governor, we’re not afraid of different people.
With large Hispanic, Asian, African and European communities and an international governor, we’re not afraid of different people.
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 17
The state of New York can neither confirm nor deny California’s governor’s house, roads, or entire infrastructure was built by illegal labor and abused minorities.
Where’d those railroads come from, California?
Where’d those railroads come from, California?
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 16
California
At least our governor’s house wasn’t built by illegal labor.
(Did you really think we wouldn’t see your billboard go up at 2:00 AM, New York? That’s primetime here. Time zones are getting to your heads.)
At least our governor’s house wasn’t built by illegal labor.
(Did you really think we wouldn’t see your billboard go up at 2:00 AM, New York? That’s primetime here. Time zones are getting to your heads.)
Monday, August 18, 2008
Bathroom Monologue: Ad Wars 12
California
We spoke to L.A., and they didn’t say that.
We thought you were above this, New York.
We spoke to L.A., and they didn’t say that.
We thought you were above this, New York.
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