He'll Be Back

first-ever cyborg

felt winter's chill, laid back down,

and switched himself off.

Bathroom Haiku: Lot Gulls

Pecking at your tires.
How long before we admit
they are “lot gulls” now?
 

Bathroom Haiku: Evil Dentists in Love

It's not a toothache.

Needs a filling in his heart,

can he borrow yours?

Bathroom Haiku: Ningen

man face, whale body
cryptid swims with arms and fins
what songs does it sing?

Bathroom Haiku: Horrorku Romantic Ad

Single white male, tall

seeks fem, MUST be resourceful

kinks: Asphyx, Closets