Saturday, November 24, 2007
Bathroom Monologues: "What are you up to, John?" -Generic Friend
"Some pretentious asshole said, “The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.” So now I'm listing the ways it could happen. I'm up to six. I don't know why I'm taking this so personally, but I'll show him I'm not an idiot."
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Up to six, huh? I counted seven in the following (or is it preceding?) post, which made me laugh so hard I nearly snorted tea.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to reread these two often.
Yup, somebody asked me in the middle of writing the prior monologue. And then this one was born.
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