Saturday, January 26, 2008

Bathroom Monologue: Red, White and Blue Sushi

“Well fine, I don't want no chichimangas anyway. Stupid Mexican food is trying to steal American jobs from American food. Food invented right here in America, like hamburger and low mein. Pizza Hut will be our Alamo. It's what George Washington would have wanted.”

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