Expenses List
Day 1:
Ninjas (7x)
Black jumpsuits (6x)
Tye dye jumpsuit (1x)
Pressure-tested grapnel lines (400 meters)
Replica bank vault
High-tech infrared cameras (3x)
Day 2:
Higher-tech ultraviolet cameras (2x)
Day 3:
Plastic explosives (200 lbs.)
Day 4:
Ecological pamphlets (9x)
Day 5:
Hazardous materials disposal
Biodegradable natural explosives (200 lbs.)
Day 6:
Service truck rentals
Eco-friendly smoke bombs
Electromagnetic pulse generator
Day 8:
Bail (8x)
Legal representation (7x – screw the hippy ninja)
Now I'm actually snickering out loud. Congratulations. I put it down to the slowness with which the implications of that last phrase caught up with me - that all the reworking of the supplies was undoubtedly due to the presence of said hippy ninja. John, you are a genius.
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