Thursday, July 16, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Split Swords

“Wrong! It is my other personality that has post-traumatic stress disorder. I compensate for him by handling even the most mind-breaking situations with a debonair ease that brings women to their knees. Where he could barely operate a pocket calculator, I have unmatched skill with a basket-hilted rapier! Antagonists of my other self, en garde!”

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