Bathroom Monologue: Cracked Window

"Hey there, this is McCoy. I need a new window. ... Yes, a bulletproof window. Three feet by five feet. ... No, there isn’t a problem. There wasn’t a problem. It’s been hot lately is all. No “cleaners” necessary.... “Hot” was not code for something! It’s downright tranquil here. Just never tell a troll to go crack a window."