Saturday, November 13, 2010

Bathroom Monologue: Verified


Time travel and Creationism were accidentally co-verified this morning when three particle physicists passed through a rip in reality and arrived six thousand years in the past, finding nothing but a bearded giant looking for the light switch.

8 comments:

  1. Har! Bearded giant looking for a light switch...

    Was the giant a man or a woman?

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  2. So science really does end up proving religion? I guess those hard-core religious nuts should start backing their local scientists.

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  3. I come home from church and find this post. LMAO!

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  4. The Rev laughs at your humour. I like to think that God has a sense of humour. Kind of explains me, really.
    Adam B @revhappiness

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  5. Of course He's got a sense of humor. To cite the eminent theologian Kevin Smith: look at the platypus.

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