Saturday, November 6, 2010

Item: Witch Doctor Spin

Item: Beginning November 8th all county police departments will receive one Witch Doctor. The new public servants will pray to reduce crime and cast hexes on all potential criminals. If it won’t stop them altogether, it will at least give them worse luck in high speed chases. The Witch Doctor program is a follow-up to the initiative for rain dances at inner city fire departments.


  1. Har! You slay me, Mr. Wiswell. Now, if only they could think up someone to take care of our moose problem here...

  2. Hahahaha! Why wasn't this on my ballot????

  3. And the Zombie Paramedics have seen calls to their department crumble ? ;)


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