Saturday, January 15, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: GifT

It was a box. Inside the box was a flash drive with only one megabyte of space. On that drive was one file. It was a gif. The gif was an unanimated image of a capital letter 'T.' It did nothing.

He said, "Enjoy your gift?"

I broke three of his teeth.


  1. That IS pretty funny - especially if you're the guy's dentist! I loves me a good pun.

  2. Oh the pain, the pain- too puny! I would have broken five teeth.

  3. This has the slight annoyance of three children singing "THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS"... ;-)


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