Squabbles over a few billion dollars halt trillions in a budget that nobody has. The government shuts down and no one thinks about the nation it represents.
A Mormon is leading a former Baptist minister as the top candidate to challenge the black president.
A Mormon is leading a former Baptist minister as the top candidate to challenge the black president.
Meanwhile, Feminists despise the most famous female candidate.
As Hillary Clinton winds down her career, a young nephew asks, “Can boys be Secretary of State?”
People are more afraid of radioactive milk than unions being busted.
Ayn Rand’s secular propaganda prepares to become a Summer blockbuster, guaranteed to draw enthusiastic Christian audiences.
This nation is bad Science Fiction, and I love B-movies.
I'm dying laughing, even as I groan over some of the truth here.
ReplyDeleteDamn good observations John. Milkdud?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've been living in a dystopian sci-fi world too, one where the pod people took over. Hey, at least they averted the shutdown — hooray, our tax refunds won't be held up!
ReplyDeleteIf only the forefathers could see us now.....
ReplyDeleteI will go for any candy tonight. Darn this diet.
ReplyDeleteHappy to make you folks laugh and groan. Don't sweat the forefathers - they were living in their own bad story. Bad historical fiction?
I love your last line, "This nation is bad Science Fiction, and I love B-movies." That's brilliant!
ReplyDeleteLove it. I wonder how Rand would feel about Palin? She'd love the small government rhetoric, hate the religious fervor, and above all, I think, be outraged that someone of Palin's tiny intellect could potentially challenge for the presidency. Very clever ways to mention Palin and Clinton, and just a wonderful line about the Rand movie with "enthusiastic Christian audiences." Great post.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't get it. Why DO feminists hate Hilary Clinton? I think it all goes back to her standing by Bill when he dirtied up Monica's blue dress. Any self-respecting feminist would have ditched him right then and there.
ReplyDeleteIf it's any consolation, Canadian politics are just as messy as yours right now.
Pass the milkduds.