-Your scene is not a scene if it has wheels and flies.
-Your scene is not a scene if it's tough enough for a man but designed for a woman.
-Your scene is not a scene if it’s redeemable for ten cents in Michigan.
-Your scene is not a scene if it’s the participle form of "to see."
-Your scene is not a scene if it's a condescending blog post.
-Your scene is not a scene if it’s supportive, reclines into the reader behind you, and can be used in a flotation device in the occurrence of a plot device.
-Your scene is not a scene if both P is true and ~P is true.
-Your scene is not a scene if Microsoft Word doesn’t underline anything in green.
I liked 5 and 9. They seemed to go hand in hand. Although, I have to say, 4 gave me a laugh.
ReplyDeleteRelax Mr. Wiswell. You're making a scene!
ReplyDeleteHmm the intern post makes me want to write a non-scene scene...
ReplyDeleteYour scene is not a scene if 3 out of 4 dentists recommend it. #shinygrinface
ReplyDeleteYour scene is not a scene if the cat walks in front of your monitor without stopping.
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