Monday, May 2, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: "#changemantovelociraptor" -Lou Freshwater

Of Mice and Velociprators by John Steinbeck

Wise Velociraptor's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Velociraptor by James Joyce

My Velociraptor Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse
The Amazing Spider-Velociraptor

All the President's Velociraptors by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein

The Velociraptor Who Knew Too Much by G.K. "Openin' Doors" Chesterton

The Descent of Velociraptor, and Selection in Relation to Sex by Charles Darwin

The Velociraptor in the Iron Mask by Alexandre Dumas

"A Good Velociraptor is Hard to Find" by Flannery O'Connor

The Invisible Velociraptor by H.G. Wells

Velociraptors Are From Mars, Pterodactyls Are From Venus by John Gray

Death in Venice by Thomas Velociraptorn


  1. You guys went out to the bar and didn't invite me, right?
    That was ridiculously funny!!!!

  2. This would make a good drinking game. And now, I put it to you sir: Take 2 or 3 paragraphs of your favorite classic and insert a velociraptor into it!!

  3. John Wiswell I LOVE THIS!

    You have my utmost gratitude for greatly improving my year.

    Of course, I have to go with Steinbeck as my favorite. But the rest are all first runners up.

  4. You're quite welcome, Lou! Happy to make you all laugh.

    And Monica, I'm on it. It's not my favorite classic, but it's a good'un.

  5. "The Invisible Velociraptor" Sounds like a nightmare I had recently LOL

  6. And... A Velociraptor for All Seasons a play by Robert Bolt.

  7. You guys drew several chuckles out of me, heh.

    *clinks glass with everyone* (for Cathy's comment) Cheers! :D

  8. Velociraptor and Supervelociraptor by Friedrich Nietzsche

  9. No Country for Old Velociraptors by Cormac McCarthy


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