Of Mice and Velociprators by John Steinbeck
Wise Velociraptor's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Velociraptor by James Joyce
My Velociraptor Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse
The Amazing Spider-Velociraptor
All the President's Velociraptors by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein
The Velociraptor Who Knew Too Much by G.K. "Openin' Doors" Chesterton
The Descent of Velociraptor, and Selection in Relation to Sex by Charles Darwin
The Velociraptor in the Iron Mask by Alexandre Dumas
"A Good Velociraptor is Hard to Find" by Flannery O'Connor
The Invisible Velociraptor by H.G. Wells
Velociraptors Are From Mars, Pterodactyls Are From Venus by John Gray
Death in Venice by Thomas Velociraptorn
You guys went out to the bar and didn't invite me, right?
ReplyDeleteThat was ridiculously funny!!!!
This would make a good drinking game. And now, I put it to you sir: Take 2 or 3 paragraphs of your favorite classic and insert a velociraptor into it!!
ReplyDeleteJohn Wiswell I LOVE THIS!
ReplyDeleteYou have my utmost gratitude for greatly improving my year.
Of course, I have to go with Steinbeck as my favorite. But the rest are all first runners up.
You're quite welcome, Lou! Happy to make you all laugh.
ReplyDeleteAnd Monica, I'm on it. It's not my favorite classic, but it's a good'un.
"The Invisible Velociraptor" Sounds like a nightmare I had recently LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd... A Velociraptor for All Seasons a play by Robert Bolt.
ReplyDeleteYou guys drew several chuckles out of me, heh.
ReplyDelete*clinks glass with everyone* (for Cathy's comment) Cheers! :D
Velociraptor and Supervelociraptor by Friedrich Nietzsche
ReplyDeleteNo Country for Old Velociraptors by Cormac McCarthy
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