Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Bathroom Monologue: Limping for the Cure, OR, More of this was said than you’d think
“No, I'm happy to join the Walking for the Cure. There's only one problem with this: even before I messed up my knee, I was a sluggish bastard. So mine will have to be the Slightly Slower Walk for the Cure. It's okay if I lag behind, right? I’ll go all the miles, even try to make the other slow cure-seekers laugh. We'll have our own supportive walk, found lagging directly behind the bolder, better-conditioned Original Flavor Walk for the Cure. That’s feasible, right? The Crawl for the Cure? The Sad, Zombie-Like Shamble for the Cure? No, I've got it. The Walk for the Walk for the Cure. We’ll get our own sponsors. We’ve got a good cause.”
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That's ME!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would totally participate in a Sad, Zombie-Like Shamble for the Cure, at least for ten yards or so before I had to sit down and rest. Or, hey, what do you think the chances are of getting some of these better-conditioned Original Flavor Walkers to carry us?
ReplyDeleteThat's more of us than I thought!
ReplyDeleteJemma, I wonder how many of the Original Flavor walkers are willing to support two causes: the cure, and my tubby backside.
Maybe we can sit in a big wagon and have some of the Original Flavor Walkers tow us like a bunch of 5-yo kids?
ReplyDeleteI'm with FAR. Or we could get sponsered by Hoveround and ride our way to the cure!
ReplyDeleteSign me up too! Especially for the Sad, Zombie-Like Shamble for the Cure!
ReplyDeleteCame back to read comments and laughed and laughed!!!! "being towed for the cause!"
ReplyDeleteHa haaa I loved "The Crawl for the Cure? " I could manage that!
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