Sunday, May 8, 2011

New Rule for the Game - Audio Redux

This originally ran a few months ago. Since then Max Cantor sent in the following cheerful recording that I wanted to share for #spokensunday.

“Some day in the future we are all going to have microprocessors in our heads that record everything we say and do. We’re going to pay for the privilege because it’s going to do all sorts of radical stuff, like auto-friend hot girls you pass on the street and get you the best discounts on the music you just heard. It’s going to do something else, too. It’s going to log everything you say, so that when you use “qoph” in Scrabble, I can check if you’ve spoken it in the last five years, and if you haven’t, you lose those fucking points because there’s no God damned way that counts.”


  1. Funny stuff. Scrabble look ups...the true use of microprocessors.

  2. The game will never be the same... ;)

  3. The best and highest use of new technology. Heh heh.

  4. Don't forget tracking down your thoughts, so your wife will accuse you of cheating just because of that hot girl you befriended. :P

  5. RAD--ical.

    Until we hit 2012. I just read an interview from the great Mayan elder of the Eagle clan that technology will fail us after Dec. 21, 2012. The earth will change. And dude, there ain't gonna be no auto friending, auto scrabbling eggs or whatever. Everything will be old fashioned all over again. That is if the GOOD energy over comes the BAD energy (or something like that).


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