“These doors must remained closed?” Then why didn’t you build a wall? A door that can’t open is scarcely a door at all. This is unfair. Am I not allowed through, but hospital staff are? Because if so, you should have written, “Only medical professionals allowed beyond this point.” As it is, any surgeon is breaking the code every time he goes in there. What if I see a surgeon coming from the other side, and hold it shut so the sign remains honored? Will I get kicked out for enforcing your rules? Is it just a preference, or is there something sinister going on with those doors? Is there radiation and hazardous material back there, which endangers anyone who enters? Is it dangerous to open the doors, or dangerous just to be near them? I mean, if we’re dealing with radiation, that door’s not going to save anybody from cancer. You’d build a wall, with concrete and stuff. Certainly not with plexiglass windows. I can see through there! How did everybody in there get in if these doors must remain closed? Medical heathens.
Highly insulting! And yes, sinister. WOnder what they're doing back there? Reanimation experiments? Playing checkers?
ReplyDeleteBehind those doors lie the most sinister part of the hospital: the billing department. They don't want you to see how they have brain-damaged monkeys running it.
ReplyDeleteHa! Good observation. "Then why didn’t you build a wall? A door that can’t open is scarcely a door at all. " :)
ReplyDeleteI think it's where they keep the best biscuits and cakes, not the ones they give to the patients but the one's they keep for themselves......
ReplyDeleteYou're such a dork, John. The most excellent and ridiculous dork.
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