Sunday, June 10, 2012

Bathroom Monologue: Chinese Crayfish


"We've got succulent Chinese crayfish, in fresh this morning. The chef is baking them into a pie."

"No thanks, I'm allergic to crustasians."

7 comments:

  1. This is the best piece of fishin I've ever read.
    I love puns.

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  2. Best two dollar bargain you'll ever get! ^___^

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  3. Short, pithy, crustacean-y. Don't know why, but that's just what I needed to see this morning.

    St.

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  4. Groan. And no, I couldn't do any better.

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  5. I laughed out loud in the train. People are looking at me, damn you.

    Hee-hee!

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