Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Bathroom Monologue: Pigpun


There is a physician’s office at the end of the sty. It is open only Mondays and Fridays, when something funny is put in the slop. On those two days per week a particular pig puts on a pristine white coat and polished stethoscope and tends to the medical issues of her fellow cloven-hoofed kind. She has a PhD from out of state, an overturned slop bucket for a desk, and a banner with her motto: “Do No Ham.”

3 comments:

  1. I saw your question on Twitter, "What's the pig physician's motto?" My immediate thought was, "If you can't fix it, pork it."

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