him with your eyes affixed to someone or something else nearby, then fake
tripping and spill your Merlot on him. Offer to buy him a new wardrobe.
That will work as a starter date.
his position on prostitution and how it’s really just a contract between
consenting adults. Ask if he realizes marriage is a contract between
consenting adults. Finally, ask how much it should cost to marry him for a
every seat on the train, plane, theatre, or whatever else it is that you’re
at, I didn’t catch it at first. Anyway, when the two of you are alone in
the building, sidle up to him and act like this solitude must be kismet.
I don’t know. Talk to him and see if you have chemistry.
- Hire some ex-military officers, preferably something professional, to attack him, and to take a dive when you run in to fend off their fascists. Keep their card for a second attack whenever your date loses steam.