Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Bathroom Monologue: Dear Skeletor



Dear Skeletor,

I am a big fan of yours. You work much harder than He-Man. He is lucky to have so many muscles and his friends are much smarter than yours.

You are much smarter than He-Man. One time you attacked Castle Grayskull during an eclipse where his powers went away and you almost won. Another time you built a really big robots with spikes that he almost couldn't beat. Sometimes you find mutant armies that seem pretty tough.

Have you ever thought about doing all those things at the same time? Since He-Man can barely beat your giant robot, if you send it when he has no powers, then he will be easier to beat. Even easier if you send mutant armies at the same time.

Please try this. I would like you to win.

Sincerely,
John Wiswell (Age 7)

12 comments:

  1. This is adorable-- and very true. Add this kid to the Evil Overlord List!

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  2. Aww! I think it would have worked too.

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    1. I always thought that'd be perfect. Poor guy.

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  3. The villains never seem to think of overwhelming force.

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  4. If only Skeletor had listened to your 7 year old self. *sigh*

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  5. Did he ever try it or thank you for the suggestion?

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    1. So far as I know, he never even read it. Worse than Santa Claus.

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  6. Ahahahah this is gas! And actually a good idea! Baddies usually lose because they're either stupid or too full of themselves!

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  7. I've got a soft spot for Skeletor. I wish he'd listened to your 7 year old self.

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