Saturday, August 3, 2013
Bathroom Monologue: Character Sheet for Nigel Poshington
Name: Nigel Poshington
Character portrait: "I'm not consenting to this photograph, I'll sue you if it shows up on the web."
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Gender: "Do you have anything bolder than 'Male'? Something that pops?"
Hit Points: "Touch me and I'll sue for every farthing in that stupid dragon hoard."
Inventory: Cane, briefcase, Blackberry (can summon Short Stocks three times per day), bills for commodities x5.
Class Perks: Plausible Deniability, Golden Parachute, Insider Trading (always has Initiative).
Special Abilities: Inspirational speech that none of the employees actually find inspirational; once per day can call his "friends" in the government to bail him out.