Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Bathroom Monologue: Oh, Venerable Masters

“Remember three things,” said the venerable master.

His disciple waited several moments, but the master said nothing.

“What are the three things, master?” The disciple asked. “My mind is open.”

“Uhm.” The venerable master stirred his tea nervously. “I was hoping you’d remember them.”

1 comment:

  1. This is mildly hysterical. One of the things people tend not to remember about venerable masters - venerable means OLD. *grins* Nice, man.


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