Saturday, February 14, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Diet and Exercise

The Body Max is revolutionizing weight loss (or it will when some of them sell, we swear!)! Use it just ten minutes a day two days a week to reach any of our patented six body types:

-Third World Tragedy
-Beige Skeleton

*Please remember that all Body Sizer goals are meant to be pursued by using the machine, radically altering your diet in ways we didn’t advertise, and the consultation of a personal trainer that costs a dozen times as much per month as this machine.

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